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North Korea: “Thumbs Off for Dear Comrade!”
(Photo Credit: Korean Central News Agency) PYONGYANG, North Korea (IG News) — The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea called upon the people of North Korea to “give up their thumbs for Supreme...
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Japan Proposes New Olympic Event for Visually-Challenged
TOKYO (IG News) — Tokyo governor Shintaro “Tic-Tic-Tic” Ishihara announced a new Olympic event for the visually challenged, opening the city’s bid for the 2020 Summer Games. “Shuffle, shuffle, wham!,”...
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How to End Your Career in the Communist Party of China
Reaching the pinnacle of his career in the Communist Party of China, Wang Xiaodidi makes a fatal error.
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"Hello Kitty Belongs to China!"
TING BUDONG, China (IG News) — Classified satellite imagery obtained by IG News suggests China may be preparing for military action over the disputed Sanrio island chain, known as “Hello Kitty” in...
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Japan Ups Ante in Island Dispute
BAKABAKASHII, Japan (IG News) – Japan stunned the world today by conducting joint exercises with Godzilla near the disputed Sanrio island chain, known popularly as “Hello Kitty” in Japan and “Nihao...
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The Last Picture Show
# # # In other news, the world ends, Mayan gods take rifles from millions of Americans’ cold, dead hands.
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Shanghai Metro People #17: Big Hair is Big in China
On the Shanghai Metro, Wang Xiaodidi accepts that the bloom of her youth has faded but, thank Mao, she still has her hair.
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